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jdmaltz
10-25-2005, 10:46 AM
Two days ago was our 5yr anniversary and im totally clueless as to what to get..any suggestions?
mikefate
10-25-2005, 10:58 AM
www.tiffanys.com
mikefate
10-25-2005, 10:58 AM
go on vacation(dont know if possible since your overseas)
jdmaltz
10-25-2005, 11:09 AM
go on vacation(dont know if possible since your overseas)
vacation is possible but she is in NJ and im in Japan so its gonna be rough to pull off....

i was thinking maybe some parts for her new Prelude..maybe a CAI...wheels etc
jessfate
10-25-2005, 11:27 AM
www.tiffanys.com

dammit, why can't it be our anniversary? hehe j/k

i think 5 years is traditionally wood...
give your wife some wood;)
ElusiveIS
10-25-2005, 11:47 AM
i think 5 years is traditionally wood...
give your wife some wood;)

Haha.. that's a good present.
ElusiveCBR600
10-25-2005, 12:04 PM
take a shit, package that and sent it with love. The write a note that says
"when you masturbate, just when you're about done, drop that duce all over your chest like DIRTY SANCHAZ"

what..what....! :)
ElusiveIS
10-25-2005, 12:19 PM
take a shit, package that and sent it with love. The write a note that says
"when you masturbate, just when you're about done, drop that duce all over your chest like DIRTY SANCHAZ"

what..what....! :)

LMAO! WTF are you talking about..
ElusiveIS
10-25-2005, 12:29 PM
i was thinking maybe some parts for her new Prelude..maybe a CAI...wheels etc

Get her 'boost'.
whitetezza
10-25-2005, 12:46 PM
take a shit, package that and sent it with love. The write a note that says
"when you masturbate, just when you're about done, drop that duce all over your chest like DIRTY SANCHAZ"

what..what....! :)


the gift that keeps on giving...
mikefate
10-25-2005, 12:50 PM
beat off for a few days into a jar and send it to her. she can drink it down liek youre home again!
jdmaltz
10-25-2005, 01:28 PM
thing is i havent seen her in almost 6 months...i miss her
jessfate
10-25-2005, 01:32 PM
thing is i havent seen her in almost 6 months...i miss her

awwwwwwww that almost doesn't fit in this feces/semen filled thread
but it was just about the sweetest thing i've ever read in one of these things
jdmaltz
10-25-2005, 01:33 PM
awwwwwwww that almost doesn't fit in this feces/semen filled thread
but it was just about the sweetest thing i've ever read in one of these things
hahaha yeah your right.
Gray Rider
10-25-2005, 01:44 PM
^^^ I don't know man, by the time that jar gets to the US of A it'll br dried out.......you might have to put some preservatives in the jar.
mikefate
10-25-2005, 01:44 PM
do you miss her or the hairy butt?



hahahaha, just fucking with you T, you know i had to say it
jdmaltz
10-25-2005, 01:54 PM
do you miss her or the hairy butt?



hahahaha, just fucking with you T, you know i had to say it
o geez this again huh.. .lol :D
she just sent me some pics and it was kinda hard to look at them casue i havent seen her in soo long. fucking sucks :mad:
GraphiteSportDesign
10-25-2005, 02:00 PM
Phone sex.
jdmaltz
10-25-2005, 02:00 PM
Phone sex.
naaa. i dont masterbate
mikefate
10-25-2005, 02:31 PM
naaa. i dont masterbate


6 months? you need to. desperately
jdmaltz
10-25-2005, 02:36 PM
6 months? you need to. desperately

yeah 6 months. i hate wacking off. plus i have no porn
mikefate
10-25-2005, 02:53 PM
i have no porn


find a nice iraqi girl. hahahahaa
ISmurfy
10-25-2005, 03:45 PM
Jewelry...always works...:D

What's ur budget anyways?
ElusiveCBR600
10-25-2005, 04:23 PM
beat off for a few days into a jar and send it to her. she can drink it down liek youre home again!
That's "Jizz-in-a-jar"

Dirty Sanchaz > Jizz-in-a-jar :D
ElusiveIS
10-25-2005, 05:56 PM
Take her on a cruise to the Caribbeans.
Gray Rider
10-25-2005, 07:50 PM
^^^ just like what Eric did. :D But I don't think jdmaltz can do a cruise right now......:( he's got to pay some big bananas in Japan.
ElusiveIS
10-25-2005, 09:42 PM
Hmm.. bring her to Japan and climb Mt. Fuji.
Gray Rider
10-25-2005, 10:06 PM
That will be nice too..........
ElusiveCBR600
10-25-2005, 11:35 PM
I suggest ...
buy her a cake from Walmart and call it a day.
jdmaltz
10-26-2005, 10:16 AM
thanks for all the helpfull suggestions. my budget isnt very big cause i have to pay back almost $13k in damages to a bunch of japanese vending machines, but i did manage to get her a nice matching necklace and braclet set, an AEM cold air intake for her Prelude, Skunk 2 cams and cam gears, and headers.

If you see a forrest green 2000 Prelude, with bronze Volk TE-37's, and the plate "NJCHICK", try and race her...she will wax you.

:)
ElusiveIS
10-26-2005, 12:28 PM
^^ GL w/ everything and hope it turns out ok for you.
ISmurfy
10-27-2005, 08:11 PM
http://www.thetoy.co.uk/ ---> perfect!
Gray Rider
10-27-2005, 08:18 PM
^^^ good idea, Betty...........;) do you have a set for yourself??? :p
ISmurfy
10-27-2005, 08:20 PM
i knew this was going to bite me back! :o haha

no i don't and don't need it...end of discussion!!! lmao
Gray Rider
10-27-2005, 08:26 PM
Betty, you know I was joking. :o All in good nature.....:D
ISmurfy
10-28-2005, 10:39 AM
Yes I Do Know That He Was Joking!!!!
MYIS300T
10-28-2005, 12:07 PM
a divorce?
ElusiveIS
10-28-2005, 12:11 PM
^^^ good idea, Betty........... do you have a set for yourself???



Yes i do...


:rolleyes: Hehe.
Gray Rider
10-28-2005, 01:07 PM
:eek: Eric, does she really.............
ISmurfy
10-28-2005, 01:26 PM
omfg! no u guys didn't!

this is evil! pure evil! haha
ElusiveIS
10-28-2005, 01:41 PM
^ hehe. I just quoted whatever was posted above.. :innocent: hehe.
Gray Rider
10-28-2005, 08:51 PM
Yeah, right Eric.................:p