IM really bored....

[MYIS300T]

Anybody know some goood jokes?, or have some intresting stories, somthing.....anything?

[ElusiveCBR600]

yeah, i got one.

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:
A half gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a
head of romain lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee and a 1 lb. package of
bacon.
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a
drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the
cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly
stated," You must be single."
the woman was a bit startled by the proclamation, but she was
intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She
looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual
about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital
status.
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what,
your absolutely correct. But how did you know that?" The drunk replied,
"Cause your ugly."

[GraphiteSportDesign]

Hahaha, not bad.

[MYIS300T]

ok its a start.....lol

[GraphiteSportDesign]

Hey, I'm building my new computer, here are the parts I'm getting:

Case: Antec LifeStyle ARIA Aluminum MicroATX Desktop Computer Case 300Watt SmartPower Active PFC Power Supply
Status: shipping
Price: $85 from Buy.com
http://www.zipzoomfly.com/images/Enlarge_image/large/140112_A.jpg

Motherboard: Asus A8V-MX Via K8M800 AMD Athlon 64(FX)/Sempron Skt939 DDR M-ATX
Status: shipping
Price: $70 from Zipzoomfly.com
http://www.zipzoomfly.com/images/Enlarge_image/large/247023_A.jpg

Processor: AMD Athlon 64 3200+ Processor Socket 939
Status: not yet ordered
Price: $200 from Zipzoomfly.com
http://www.zipzoomfly.com/images/Enlarge_image/large/80701-2_A.jpg

Memory: Corsair VS1GBKIT400 1GB Kit DDR400 PC3200 CAS2.5 Value Select Memory
Status: not yet ordered
Price: $85 from Zipzoomfly.com
http://www.zipzoomfly.com/images/product/80098-21.jpg

[GraphiteSportDesign]

Video Card: XFX PVT43GND GeForce 6600 GT PCI Express 128MB DDR3 Video Card w/TV-Out & Dual DVI
Status: not yet ordered
Price: $150 from Zipzoomfly.com
http://www.zipzoomfly.com/images/Enlarge_image/large/321017_A.jpg

Hard Drive: Hitachi Deskstar T7K250 160GB Serial ATA II 7200RPM Hard Drive w/8MB Buffer
Status: in hand
Price: $80 from Zipzoomfly.com
http://www.zipzoomfly.com/images/Enlarge_image/large/100592-2_A.jpg

DVD-ROM Drive: Sony DW-Q28A-B2 Internal Double Layer DVD±RW w/Software (Black)
Status: shipping
Price: $45 from Zipzoomfly.com
http://www.zipzoomfly.com/images/Enlarge_image/large/172427-8_A.jpg

Monitor: DELL UltraSharp 1905FP 19-inch Flat Panel Monitor with Height Adjustable Stand
Status: in hand
Price: $275 from bensbargains.net
http://accessories.us.dell.com/sna/images/products/large/19053YR.jpg

[GraphiteSportDesign]

Keyboard: KENSINGTON SlimType Keyboard
Status: in hand
Price: $25 from dell.com
http://accessories.us.dell.com/sna/images/products/large/A0362933.jpg

Mouse: Microsoft Intellimouse Explorer (owned already)

[mikefate]

WTF? who the fuck builds there own computer? arent they like 500 bucks from dell?

[GraphiteSportDesign]

They are, but mine's gonna be faster and more original.

[mikefate]

dude, its a computer. not a car. modified computers just arent going to take off. and a realyl nice computer wont land you any bitches either. hahahaha

[mikefate]

http://www.jrgach.com/2004/05/PORTABLE.jpg

[GraphiteSportDesign]

^^^ Hahaha

I know what you mean, and I am FAR from one of those guys. I don't even know how to build a computer, I'm just buying something that's fast and *cheap*. I have a lot of friends who know all this junk and tell me what to buy.

[ElusiveIS]

I am actually looking at building my own comp too. Dell always has some BS crap that bumps up the price. But I have to admit, their comps are pretty damn sweet.

[mikefate]

fuck turbo, im getting a computer.

[ElusiveCBR600]

http://www.jrgach.com/2004/05/PORTABLE.jpg
^
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hahaha that's by far the best image of the day

[ElusiveCBR600]

so nobody got any jokes?! WTF

[GraphiteSportDesign]

http://www.jokesgallery.com/Pic/caue938mons.jpg

[GraphiteSportDesign]

http://www.jokesgallery.com/Pic/2st2.jpg

[GraphiteSportDesign]

http://www.jokesgallery.com/Pic/priv948parking.jpg

[GraphiteSportDesign]

http://www.jokesgallery.com/Pic/fatchics.jpg

[GraphiteSportDesign]

http://www.jokesgallery.com/Pic/49shoebike36465.jpg

[ElusiveCBR600]

GraphiteSportDesign,
I see nothing but red X

[GraphiteSportDesign]

Thats odd.

[mikefate]

http://www.moodhacker.com/uploaded_images/drunk-pumpkin12345-785872.jpg

[mikefate]

willie's new turbo installed:
http://www.viperalley.com/gallery/data/502/console_shot.JPG

[Gray Rider]

^^^Miike how much HP is it puting out???? :p

[MYIS300T]

naw man thats not the turbo thats the blender...

glad to see i wasnt the only one who was bored....

youre all creatively talented bunch of focks... lol

[ElusiveIS]

willie's new turbo installed:
http://www.viperalley.com/gallery/data/502/console_shot.JPG

^ what nissan is that?

[mikefate]

looks like an altima